Four Job applicants were asked: What is the fastest thing in the world???

German says: THOUGHT

American says: BLINK of an Eye

Aussie says: Light Switch

Juan d Pinoy says: DIARRHEA!!!

Juan: Lit mi eksplin, dis murning, i hab istumak eek, i run to di tuylet but bipur i kud tink, blenk, or eben swits un di lyt, tangina!! dir was syit en my pants olridi su past!!! :)